Revenge of the Social Media Managers: What They Would Say if They Could. Once a year on Hallow’s Eve, things get spooky as day gives way to night. A chill settles in the air. This year, social media managers are taking to the street, too, with no tricks, no treats… just anger. Here’s their battle cry: 1. “No, I cannot make your video/post/quirky office photo go viral. If you would increase your marketing budget, I could place ads to make at least one person who isn’t your mom see it…” 2. It attracted not just Internet trolls but the worst kind of bigots. I wish I had the guts to say, “Get out of here” or “Delete your account.” 3. Whenever we change something on the site, they take to social media to complain.
Once a year on Hallow’s Eve, things get spooky as day gives way
to night. Ghouls and goblins come out to roam the streets. A chill
settles in the air.
This year, social media managers are taking to the street, too,
with no tricks, no treats… just anger. After a long year of
tirelessly engaging with and building up happy audiences, of
working around the clock to help customers troubleshoot issues and
listen to every possible complaint, these social media managers are
ready to turn the tables. They are hungry for revenge and eager to
speak their mind.
Here’s their battle cry:
1. “No, I cannot make your video/post/quirky office photo go
viral. If you would increase your marketing budget, I could place
ads to make at least one person who isn’t your mom see
it…”
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